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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11… a suicide, Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the „Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this „glitch,” Norris replied, „That’s no glitch.”.
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